“The real unsung hero in School Of Rock is the promoter who got about 2,000 people to a local Battle Of The Bands on a weekday morning.”Ģ9. “The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.”Ģ8. “We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy.”Ģ7. “I didn’t exist in your world until you started reading this sentence of mine.”Ģ6. “I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works.” 25. “Being attracted to your own flacid penis would be the worst fetish ever.”Ģ4. “They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.” 23. “Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.”Ģ2. We even abduct them for medical experiments.”Ģ1. “The iconic Alien is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. “If Katniss and Peeta from “Hunger Games” were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss.”Ģ0. “Apple has ‘air.’ Amazon has ‘fire.’ Google has ‘earth.’ I think Microsoft should create something called ‘water.'”ġ9. “If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president.” 18. “I wish I had a Mario Kart-like ghost of myself punctually getting ready for work in the morning so I’d know if I was running late.” 17. “Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined.”ġ6. “Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels – films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.”ġ5. “Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.”ġ4. “As a dishwasher, I come home after hours of work in which I get covered in filth, and I take a shower only to realize…I am the final dish.” 12. “The Google self-driving car should have an “I’m Feeling Lucky” button that drives you to a random location.”ġ1. “When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.”ġ0. “On April Fools Day, Brazzers should make a video where a hot male plumber goes to a sorority house and fixes the toilet and leaves normally.” 9. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.”Ĩ. “When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. “The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.” 7. “The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.”Ħ. “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”ĥ. “X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself.”Ĥ. “Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life.” 3. “Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.”Ģ. The 50 Greatest Shower Thoughts of All Timeġ. In honor of all of our stupid ideas, we’ve curated a list from reddit of the greatest shower thoughts of all time. The best ideas stem from nonsense and aha! moments that frequently come from drunken rants, sarcastic shit-shooting, and our favorite: shower thoughts. Too often in the creative industry do we hear, “This might be a stupid idea, but…”. We have to stop apologizing for our “stupid” ideas.
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